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There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official

Proof that God is real

I NEED IT.

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AHHHHH!!! :DDDDD

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Magic: the Gathering - Khans of Tarkir Teaser from SDCC

A rather short 45-second video showing the Khans from the next MTG set, Khans of Tarkir which included the Planeswalker Sarkhan.  The names I’ve attached to the images are NOT official.  Video posted to the mothership over here and my other notes from the MTG Panel over here.

The Abzan Houses
* WBG (centered in white).
• Dragon aspect: Endurance.
• Symbol: Scale of the Dragon.
• Khan: Anafenza

The Jeskai Way
* URW (centered in blue).
• Dragon aspect: Cunning.
•Symbol: Eye of the Dragon.
•Khan: Narset

The Sultai Brood
* BGU (centered in black).
• Dragon aspect: Ruthlessness.
• Symbol: Fang of the Dragon.
• Khan: Sidisi

The Mardu Horde
* RWB (centered in red).
• Dragon aspect: Speed.
• Symbol: Wings of the Dragon.
• Khan: Zurgo Helmsmasher. Orcs

The Temur Frontier
* GUR (centered in green).
• Dragon aspect: Savagery.
• Symbol: Claw of the Dragon.
• Khan: Surrak Dragonclaw

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