are you sure
are you sure
Reblogging so I can watch this at a later date, haha.
Bowties are cool
Illegal aliens stealing our jobs
Dog ACTUALLY Eats Student’s Homework
When you don’t have any work to turn in to the teach, you might use one of many excuses: “I left my homework on the bus,” “I did the wrong assignment,” “I got run over by a tractor trailer,” “My dog at my homework.” All of which are a surefire way for your teacher to know that you’re a filthy liar. Unless you’re Payton Moody. Her dog Reggie took that last excuse super literally. The little dog duder ate Payton’s science project, a volcano made of candy (eee, my favorite kind of volcano!) and held together with pins. C’mon Reg, WTF do you have against volcanoes? The pup was taken to the animal hospital where the vet had to extract the pins. But don’t worry, Reggie is a-okay now. But hopefully he learned his lesson: don’t f*** around with volcanoes, bro! Payton, on the other hand, had to redo the project from start to finish. What?! This is the first person in history to be telling the truth about her dog eating her homework. She deserves a free pass!
she hates friday just as much as we do
she is the robert pattinson of the music industry
This is amazing! So glad she wasn’t broken down by all the insults and parodies of her *cough* first single…..
dont push bitch
can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
How to seduce someone:
The sass is strong in Disney.
The truly magical moments of Disney.
I bet my patronus would be a harp seal
can you imagine. what do you even do if your patronus is a seal.
all the stags and jack russel terriers and horses charge at the dementors and then yours just appears and
hello friend no more sadness today